How to stop a Baby from Crying tips?

**Santa** · 08-26-2005, 02:16 AM

Do you have any tips on how to stop a baby from crying?

There seem to be different types

1. i want nipple cry
2. i want more nipple cry
3. nipple spray too fast cry
4 i don't want more nipple cry
5.my stomach feels like crap..cry..burp, puke
6.i'm bored entertain me cry
7.your entertainment is boring take me outside cry
8. my nose is cold cry?
9 i want nipple cry
10 and then you have the worst the one where everything is wrong - i call everything sucks cry

i mean how the fuck are we supposed to decipher this language.
but when he really really cries
(which he has recently discovered...(neat trick)

it is almost impossible to know what he wants - so we try everything.
-milk, warmth, diaper cleaning, bath, sing, go for walks, visual entertainment, burping techniques,music, bouncy bounce the works
sometimes it just doesn't help

any tips?

Greets confused50%

**Virtualbody1234** · 08-26-2005, 02:28 AM

The baby is showing you who's boss. That's all.

**Smith** · 08-26-2005, 02:36 AM

Aww, cute

Congrats (ya there belated, there still good)

**muchspl3** · 08-26-2005, 03:01 AM

shake them?
try some niquel or some whiskey

**Virtualbody1234** · 08-26-2005, 03:10 AM

Originally Posted by muchspl3

shake them?
try some niquel or some whiskey

Now that's just bad advice.

**brotherdoobie** · 08-26-2005, 04:02 AM

My son used to get colic really bad when he was a baby. I would drive him
around in the car every night, to get him to fall asleep.

I would run a vacuum cleaner,the shower and put his baby carrier on the
washer,during the spin cycle...when I couldn't take him for a ride.

I called his mother at work one night...crying. I begged her to come home!
The boy owes me.

Good luck,Zed!

Peace Paul