Is crap. Please refrain.
Similarly, I heard a teacher from East Anglia on the radio talking about his pupils' use of the words 'fuck' and 'fucking'.
He said they are used mostly as one would use a comma or full stop, rather than as an adjective or adverb - and hardly ever to indicate the act of copulation.
Presumably he meant in the spoken word but I think you all understand what I(he) mean(t).