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Thread: Phrases that implode on their own paradox.

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfie
    Yes, by the proper standards
    Indeed



    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    " That guy is perfect "
    - He's perfect at dieing too..he was never born...perfection is impossible

    " I shit my pants "
    - Wow, that must have been painful

    " I literally shit myself "
    - Ouch, wouldn't you have turn inside-out through your sphincter?

    " He's my slave for eternity "
    - You both gonna die!!!

    " He's dead inside... "
    - How is he alive on the outside? He's either dead or alive.

    " I swam under water "
    - How? In the solid rock and dirt below the water on top?

    " It hurt bad "
    - The 2nd one switches the first one around...i.e. It was bad at "hurting" you?

    " I didn't kill him, the gunfire did! "
    - The bullets did (unless he had a heart-attack from the noise...elderly)
    Last edited by Wolfmight; 09-05-2005 at 08:57 PM.

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    if he was really busy he wouldn't have time to talk shit on t'internet

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    The carpet fitters will be there late morning.


    Well now it's fecking afternoon and they're still not here... Bastards.

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