What can I do to sober up?
You'll feel like shit when you wake up, but that's the way it goes. Always.
To sober up you can try
Drinking plenty of water
Taking a shower (unless you're too pissed to do it safely)
Splashing your face with cold water
Get fresh air
Do not drink coffee or tea as many people say, the cafine only heightens the effect IF it does anything at all.
Edit: Or you could think about something bad, a sobering thought, but damn, it was them sobering thoughts that started me drinking
Drink cause its heavy
drink cause its light
drink cause its there
whatever your excuse you know which is the right one
to soberup do an irreversible mistake.
Hmmmm having actually researched it a bit it would seem I'm wrong in part of what I said there.
It appears coffee does'nt sober you up in anyway, what it actually does is make you more alert (of the caffine does) , I guess this could have one of 2 effects, 1 being a sobering up feeling, the other being......well.......the oposite.
Stick with water
All the above will make you puke, don't go there,
when i'm pissed I walk till I drop, when I wake up I feel fine, if you don't feel like going outside then pace the room.
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
Drink as much water as u can, take a couple of pain killers,get you're head down.Get up have a lovely fried brekkie eggs ,bacon ,beans,toast,mushrooms black sausage,fried bread---all better then.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.