I say hows about a wee joke ta liven things up.......what say you
Why are pirates called pirates?
cos they Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Gotta love that joke
Jonno :pirate:
heard about the new pirate movie?
its rated arrrrrrrrrrrrr
theres only so many of these jokes you can tell
Thank God
An It Harm None, Do What You Will
what did the hitchiking pirate say when a car pulled over?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u goin my way?
If your in the Library again, you have no excuse...
There MUST be joke books in there..
Last edited by Rat Faced; 09-19-2005 at 07:52 PM.
An It Harm None, Do What You Will
/me cant get a membership tp the library to take out books
Bloody 3rd world country..
Google is your friend
http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/jokes-pirate_jokes-p1.htm
Last edited by Rat Faced; 09-19-2005 at 08:13 PM.
An It Harm None, Do What You Will
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
source
Last edited by Vargas; 09-19-2005 at 08:20 PM.
damn i wish i had heard one of those yesterday... but alas, the best i could muster was a "whats ur sign?"
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