oops

[hippychick]

oops

I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in
phone
booths when your calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all
the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
graceful legs all the way up to her butt. You know the kind. So I'm
in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and
I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,
we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of
tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover
me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now,
how does thatsound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but sir, for an outside line you
need to
press 9." ____________________________

[Skiz]

lmao!!!

[zacspeed]

So, did he fuck her then instead?

[killer04]

rofl...