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Thread: Why It's Great To Be A Man

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    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
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    1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
    3. Your last name stays yours.
    4. The garage is all yours.
    5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    10. Same work ... same pay.
    11. Wrinkles add character.
    12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
    13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
    14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
    15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
    18. Phone converstaion are over in 30 seconds.
    19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
    20. You can open all your own jars.
    21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    22. Your underwear is less than $10 for a three-pack.
    23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
    24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
    25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
    27. No maxi-pads.
    28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
    29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
    30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
    32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
    37. The world is your urinal.

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAA! LOL!!!

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    LMAO

    Elisha Is My Wife, DONT TOUCH! (LP FAN - Fort Minor Sucks BTW) oh and forgot i use the alias NoX here.. lol

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    we can pee behind trees


    (well easyer anyway )

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    yeah, you gotta add "don't have to sit down to pee"

    but man, those are ALL true

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    You can add this...

    -Men can sleep with many women and be a hero. Women do the same and they are a slut.

  8. Funny S**t   -   #7
    wow that was great...

    but i can do my nails with my teeth.

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    Originally posted by Z@16 April 2003 - 05:09
    wow that was great...

    but i can do my nails with my teeth.
    I think that belongs in the Red Neck joke area.

  10. Funny S**t   -   #9
    no seriously, i bite my nails.

    who doesnt...

  11. Funny S**t   -   #10
    wow, something funny. that was nice Darth Sushi

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