Piddles

**missie** · 09-25-2005, 01:34 AM

I lasted 38 seconds last time.

How's about choo?

**Santa** · 09-25-2005, 01:39 AM

I don't tend to hang a stopwatch in my toilet
is this a new fad from ikea?

but personally i give it the time it needs
cause with guys a stressed piss has side effects (see origins of : graffitti)

**HeavyMetalParkingLot** · 09-25-2005, 01:39 AM

38 seconds of diddlin' is all? what are you, becoming a man?

**missie** · 09-25-2005, 01:43 AM

i either sing, or count how many seconds i'm trapped in there for.
the more you drink, the less you piddle.

**Santa** · 09-25-2005, 01:49 AM

for me its not really piddling, well ok towards the end it sort of piddles then even driples but before all that it is more of a gush

i only count the seconds when im holding my breath in some :diseasedrottinganaldripplingsmelling: public toilet

btw i doubt i will ever have a conversation on this topic in realife

**missie** · 09-25-2005, 01:50 AM

13 secs.

**Santa** · 09-25-2005, 01:54 AM

missie attempts the world record in fastest pidling

please standby for new attempts - expected every 16 minutes

wtf are you drinking - batteryfluid?