don't go to uni at all, it's full of bloody students saw a shite load of them today on the way home, with their bleached blond hair, pink shirts listening to cold play on their ipods whilst queuing for something they probably haven't earned
uni might be kewl if everyone stopped dressing like cbeebies presenters, got proper hair cuts and didn't bang on the apartment door at half three in the morning because the silly midget bitch forgot her key
it might have been uber kewl back then, but not today, no Sir
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