god made me do it

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John Kerry dies and goes to heaven. As he is at the pearly gates st.peter tells him "this is heaven and it is everything you want it to be, is there anything you wish to never see again?"

Kerry says "I don't want to see another republican"

St. peter says "your wish is granted"

Kerry walks around happy for about a week when he sees a man walking around saying things like " cut taxes and screw the environment and poor people"

Kerry goes back to st. peter and says " I thought you told me I would never see another republican" and explains what he saw and heard.

"Oh don't worry" says st. peter " that's just God....he thinks he's one"

[Peerzy]

God is so gonna smite his ass.