I went to the Willie Nelson show last night and then to the bar afterwards. I really don't remember much of anything after leaving the show due to my large consumption of alcohol. Here are a few things I've discovered this morning.
There is a cup on my bar filled with dirt and grass.
There is an empty jug of Captain Morgan on top of the entertainment system. I didn't even have any Captian Morgan in the house.
There is a complete IHOP table setting on my kitchen counter complete with sugar packets, Sweet-N-Low, and salt & pepper.
I have a large red stain on my living room floor
and there is a handicap sign in the bed of my truck with the pole and concrete still attached.
My head feels like it's going to pop and I have no aspirin.
I'm thinking that maybe we pulled the handicap sign out of the ground to get a better parking spot maybe.