Dutch lesson No.1

**Santa** · 10-10-2005, 10:36 PM

I)f in Amsterdam and a teenage stoned wannabe beetnik street guitarist wants to bum a few euros from you
in dutch you reply (coz dutch are greedy - kijke kijke niet kopen (voyuerists)

" ik heb helemaal niks"

in english phonetics you sou say fast

"eek hep ham-an-eggs"

end lesson one.

**Skiz** · 10-10-2005, 10:52 PM

Thanks?

**{I}{K}{E}** · 10-11-2005, 08:12 AM

that's not correct

**Samurai** · 10-11-2005, 08:28 AM

Majority of Dutch speak English anyway

**Guillaume** · 10-11-2005, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by Samurai

Majority of Dutch speak English anyway

If you find one who doesn't, yelling "feck off!" extremely loudly will do the trick too.

**Barbarossa** · 10-11-2005, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by 100%

I)f in Amsterdam and a teenage stoned wannabe beetnik street guitarist wants to bum a few euros from you
in dutch you reply (coz dutch are greedy - kijke kijke niet kopen (voyuerists)

" ik heb helemaal niks"

in english phonetics you sou say fast

"eek hep ham-an-eggs"

end lesson one.

"I have entirely nothing"

In fact, if you just say, "I keep ham and eggs", they will probably just think you are the village idiot and wander off anyway...