is now the one at Reigate College. The new champion is now the one at Greenwich Reach Surgery.
Receptionist: Okay, so what's your date of birth?
Me: June 16th.
Receptionist: Yeah, but what year is that? Assturd.
I paraphrased a bit but that's what she wanted to say.
Receptionist: Your appointment was cancelled, the nurse is ill. It's your fault for turning your phone off in lectures. Sphinctermonkey.