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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
    series of tests,the last of which had left his bodily
    systems extremely upset. Upon making several false
    alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest
    episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
    filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
    beyond his ability to remain rational.

    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
    bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
    the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
    landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
    swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown
    things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
    tangled pile at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
    sheets a hospital security guard,
    (barely containing his laughter),and who had watched
    the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the
    heck is going on here?"

    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the
    crap out of a ghost."
    Last edited by hippychick; 10-19-2005 at 03:22 AM.

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    Virtualbody1234's Avatar Forum Star BT Rep: +2
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    Oh shit. What a punchline!

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