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    Manchester United footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is arrested by police investigating allegations of rape at a central London hotel.
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    Not sure about it myself, it's a women that filled the rape charge, and to be honest i always thought Ronaldo swung the other way, with his gay mullet hair cut and giant neck he was pulling all teh boys.

    Either way it means he's gonna have a lot of trouble getting ready to play against Chelsea in a few weeks. Oh well im sure Liam Miller can fill his place very well


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    Park on the right, Giggs on the left - it's midfield and defence where we're struggling.

    This is probably bollocks, maybe did have sex with her and will have a hard time proving that she consented, what with teh language barrier, but with all the other cases involving footie players raping geordie slappers coming to precisely nothing, this will too, I reckon.

    I mean, it's put on a plate for super-rich young Premiership football players. Forcing a girl would be really stupid.

    Having said that, wtf was Rooney up to paying for that Scouse granny.

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    Yeah, even if he did do it,, which i doubt it'll never be proven, it'll just drag on for ages and destory the small ammount footballing talent he had


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    Ronaldo > Duff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peerzy
    Ronaldo the rapest?
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    He's the most "rape"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Ronaldo > Duff.

    If im pushing the fact that im a Chelsea supporter asside this would be mine:

    Robben > Ronaldo > Duff > SWP > J.Cole (Only because he's not a real winger)

    Although Duff is still quality and SWP just needs more match time to work on his final ball.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Peerzy
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Ronaldo > Duff.

    If im pushing the fact that im a Chelsea supporter asside this would be mine:

    Robben > Ronaldo > Duff > SWP > J.Cole (Only because he's not a real winger)

    Although Duff is still quality and SWP just needs more match time to work on his final ball.
    Noice one.

    If Robben could keep free of injury and play like he did the first season ... I'd agree.

    Premiership defenders have had a few seasons to get used to Ronaldo - your second full season is never quite as good as your first. At least for attacking players.

    Btw, 5 years ago - Giggs > *.

    At his peak, he was better than any winger I've seen.
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    Suddenly I'm reminded of the Robin Van Persie's incarceration for a rape allegation, he was let off after 2 weeks just in time for the start of the season. I'm also suddenly reminded of RvP running into that elbow

    by the way:

    Hleb > Giggs > SWP > Duff > Robben > J.Cole > C. Ronaldo
    Last edited by DarthInsinuate; 10-19-2005 at 06:20 PM. Reason: Ronaldo is the only true Ronaldo, Colin Ronaldo is a pretender :snooty:
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    Hleb



    That elbow was quality, btw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    That elbow was quality, btw.
    wasn't really subtle was it?
    Last edited by DarthInsinuate; 10-19-2005 at 06:21 PM. Reason: inappropiate smilie
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