How many 5 year-olds could you take out?

[Seedler]

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

[maebach]

My cousin is 5 and she can almost take me down. I bet I could take 5.

[Darth Sushi]

All of them...with a wet fart!

[cpt_azad]

other than they are all healthy Americans.

so they're all freakin fat....ill take my chances with 2 of em, god knows if they'll crush me first.

[Skiz]

First I'd like to say, "That's one heck of a first post!"

Secondly, where'd you paste it from?

Third, I'd kick the shit out of all of them. I'm a well built fellow at 6' 1" and 195 lbs.

[Virtualbody1234]

Why is this posted in Funny stuff?

And what's the point? This is just a stupid exercise in violence.

Just think about it. You're asking me to knock-out, unconscious, 5 year old boys and girls with the possibility of permanent injury or even death.

I want no part in that.

Sicko!

[S!X]

This is just as bad as child pornography.

[Virtualbody1234]

Yup. Child abuse.

[ziggyjuarez]

I throw a toy metal truck at my 7yrld cuz before.His face was full of blood.

[manker]

I've read this before, either on Snopes or Wiki

I thought it was quite funny as it is soooo obviously hypothetical. I mean, after an adult had beat the shit out of one 5 year old, the rest would start crying.

A five year old is typically very, very annoying, wondering how many you could beat up is akin to a customer service rep wondering how many customers he could take down with a Star-Trek phaser from behind his desk. It's obviously never gonna happen but thinking about it passes the time in an amusing manner.

I don't see the harm in the post