Never before has such a tense and exciting post-count situation hit FST, with so many on the cusp of greenish star greatness.
If any of the above, or indeed someone else, can beat Doris to 5000 posts, I'll send ten English pounds via paypal. That's right, I know it seems like it's beyond your wildest dreams but it's real
Just imagine what you could do with all that money. Twenty five packets of Walkers Flaming Hot Monster Munch or eight cans of Stella or two packs of Lambert and Butler cigarettes or - for the geographically disadvantaged - a terraced house in Newcastle.