Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: If they flew over bays they would be bagels.
That's great
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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: If they flew over bays they would be bagels.
That's great
The Sexay Half Of ABBA And Max: Freelance Plants
Dexter's Apprentice.
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All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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whats a nut on a pea?
peanuts
whats a nut on wall?
walnuts
whats nuts on a chest?
chestnuts
whts nuts on chin?
blowjob
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Originally Posted by Caroline
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what's the advert with the moonwalking penguin?
i likes that.
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Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51
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i like teh nut jokes.
but this thread is misleading - i demand penguins !!
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thats better
Dexter's Apprentice.
Drunk walking along the road with a penguin,a copper spots him and tells him to take the penguin to the zoo.
"ok offisher" says the drunk,and off he toddles.
The next day the copper spots him with the penguin again,he says "I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo"
"I did" says the drunk "today I'm taking him to the picshurs"
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