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    DarthInsinuate's Avatar Died in battle
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    The doctor asked me to bring in a urine sample, that's just a little bit gross. How am I supposed to pee in a test tube, my aim tends to be a bit off.
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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Drugs screening again, you pothead?

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    DarthInsinuate's Avatar Died in battle
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    There's a joke somewhere here involving sugar, drugs, and the doc mentioning diabetes. Can't think of it right now, about to reach 4,999 posts FTW0rz!!!
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    Isn't that when you're supposed to go away forever, yogi-style?

    edit: oh, no. That's when manker owes you 20 quids.

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    Urine is sterile anyway - just ask JP and gemby.

    Btw, rod off, Gurahl
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Btw, rod off, Gurahl
    Easy there, fella. I'm still a recovering rodsman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Easy there, fella. I'm still a recovering rodsman.


    You're the John Locke of interweb fisherfolk.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    rod/cawk splicing is all the rage in France...

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    Ewww, Urine Sample
    i see you took my advice
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Pregnancy test???? These doctors just take the piss!!

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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