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  1. 11-02-2005, 11:20 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
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    Rent it out for a while - just so the mortgage, if there is one, is covered?
    We were going to, but it has some really bad memories in there for him.....

    Its where he was when his wife ran off with another bloke, and where he went through his cancer and all kinds of stuff. We are just going to get rid of it....so there is nothing like throwing all the eggs in one basket.....this is a full on committment (he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!)
    Bloody 'el!!

    Well, in that case it all makes sense. Taking risks is much more fun than being boring anyhow.

    Congratulations in advance
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  3. 11-02-2005, 11:28 AM Lounge   -   #12
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    he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!
    zambian custom is that if the male partner is disatisfied with (sexual) capabilities of his partner, he may contact her father, and return her for better training...
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  5. 11-02-2005, 11:31 AM Lounge   -   #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!
    zambian custom is that if the male partner is disatisfied with (sexual) capabilities of his partner, he may contact her father, and return her for better training...


    Not really funny if you're a Zambian chick, tho'
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  7. 11-02-2005, 11:51 AM Lounge   -   #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!
    zambian custom is that if the male partner is disatisfied with (sexual) capabilities of his partner, he may contact her father, and return her for better training...


    I don't think I would want any sexual training from me dad

    Besides....BF tells me I am just brilliant at it....
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  9. 11-02-2005, 11:55 AM Lounge   -   #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
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    zambian custom is that if the male partner is disatisfied with (sexual) capabilities of his partner, he may contact her father, and return her for better training...


    I don't think I would want any sexual training from me dad

    Besides....BF tells me I am just brilliant at it....

    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    he said he wants to talk to me dad!!!!
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  11. 11-02-2005, 12:31 PM Lounge   -   #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    I don't think I would want any sexual training from me dad

    Besides....BF tells me I am just brilliant at it....
    What did you think he was going to say; 'Sara - you're shite in the sack'


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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    I don't think I would want any sexual training from me dad

    Besides....BF tells me I am just brilliant at it....
    What did you think he was going to say; 'Sara - you're shite in the sack'


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    Well, obviously not if he wanted it again!

    Still I can't be too bad at it....our record is 10 times in a day I am clearly doing something right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    What did you think he was going to say; 'Sara - you're shite in the sack'


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    Well, obviously not if he wanted it again!

    Still I can't be too bad at it....our record is 10 times in a day I am clearly doing something right.
    10! You LUCKY thing!
    Best of luck with the BF moving in, it'll take a bit for you both to settle but it'll be great!

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  17. 11-02-2005, 01:56 PM Lounge   -   #19
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    I'll bet he didn't come ten times in a day. I couldn't even manage that many wanks at fifteen

    How do you count it if that isn't used the criteria.
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  19. 11-02-2005, 02:00 PM Lounge   -   #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I'll bet he didn't come ten times in a day. I couldn't even manage that many wanks at fifteen

    How do you count it if that isn't used the criteria.

    Maybe he did, but I bet the last one felt like a painful sneeze!
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