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Thread: Management v. IT

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    clocker's Avatar Shovel Ready
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    A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude
    and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
    "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
    hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You
    are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the
    ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59
    and 60 degrees west longitude."
    "You must be in IT," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman,
    "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you
    told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of
    your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not
    been much help so far."

    The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am,"
    replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the
    woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have
    risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a
    promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people
    beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the
    same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    JunkBarMan's Avatar Milk Sucks,Got Beer?
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    Bravo clocker, bravo.
    Today is the day.

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    Damn, what a woman!


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