Adblock solved that for me.Originally Posted by Adster
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Kentish old lady
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Adblock solved that for me.
Adblock FTW.
we want your oil!
yeah. my mate told me to try it
alone obviously. on my own
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ive never been caught wanking at all although my ex came in once and said what are you doing when my hand flang out of my pants in 20 seconds
was looking at somthing very nice on the net
we want your oil!
my PC crashed on porn once when my bro walked in. he laughed and asked if it's good
i think my mum found some porno mags under my bed and threw them away. closest i'm aware of to being caught
effendi
I was naked, listening to music on my headphones having a wank on my bed with my eyes closed - when I'd finished, I saw that my Mam had popped in and left a steaming hot cup of tea by the side of my bed*
* Actually, that's not true but my mate said it happened to him and I've read several accounts of of almost exactly the same story on the interweb ... so I decided to pretend an urban legend had happened to me ftw.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
we want your oil!
i knew a guy who would have had a wank....I was naked, listening to music on my headphones having a wank on my bed with my eyes closed - when I'd finished, I saw that my Mam had popped in and left a steaming hot cup of tea by the side of my bed*
* Actually, that's not true but my mate said it happened to him and I've read several accounts of of almost exactly the same story on the interweb ... so I decided to pretend an urban legend had happened to me ftw.
spmado
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I was naked, listening to music on my headphones having a wank on my bed with my eyes closed - when I'd finished, I saw that my Mam had popped in and left a steaming shit by the side of my bed...
I moved out not long after
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
BT Rep: +10
ok that was fucking sick
but thast one way to make someone give up wanking
effendi
Did Dave mean that he knows a guy who would have had another wank due to the thought of his mother seeing him wanking?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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