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Thread: Where did you lose your banana?

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    I bought plantains instead of bananas. A friend of mine laughed when I mentioned that my banana was a bit hard. There are no ethnic food shops
    where I grew up. He still sings the wrong banana's song at me occasionally.
    "I went over to a friend's house the other day. He was having problems with his computer and he asked me to look at it, and I realized he had Windows Me and it's like, oh no—that's your first problem."-Michael Dell, founder and CEO of Dell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaphodiv
    A friend of mine laughed when I mentioned that my banana was a bit hard.
    It may have been a nervous laugh.

    I'd have thought you were making sexual advances toward me
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    That must have tasted yuk,you're meant to cook plantains before you eat em

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    Thats where my bannana went!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott_pd
    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    Thats where my bannana went!
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Nah its easy with practice,just the gag reflex is a bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by gripper103.2
    Nah its easy with practice,just the gag reflex is a bitch
    speaking from experience?

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