Hav u had sex (with a girl duh)

[Guillaume]

First things first:
1 Get up and leave the computer
2 Go and have a shower(chances are you stink)
3 Shave off any bum fluff(it makes you look silly)
4 Leave the house and go where there are girls
5 Try talking to them.
6 Let them know you're loaded.

Added 6.

[JPaul]

I have however made love to a beautiful woman.

[Gripper]

Yeah that's good G.

[enoughfakefiles]

First things first:
1 Get up and leave the computer
2 Go and have a shower(chances are you stink)
3 Shave off any bum fluff(it makes you look silly)
4 Leave the house and go where there are girls
5 Try talking to them.
6 Let them know you're loaded.

Added 6.

And ready to shoot.

[ziggyjuarez]

First things first:
1 Get up and leave the computer
2 Go and have a shower(chances are you stink)
3 Shave off any bum fluff(it makes you look silly)
4 Leave the house and go where there are girls
5 Try talking to them.

Let us know how that go's

But they have big scary boobies.What if they bite?

[scott_pd]

Take out step 5, and stick in "Give them drinks all night", cos chances are if you spend all your time on the computer, you suck at talking to girls.

[Gripper]

Swiss tony FTW

[Guillaume]

Yeah that's good G.

You're not the first to say that.

[Seedler]

Sex with a girl, oooh yuck.

Ahh... ... no comment here?

[Formula1]

First things first:
1 Get up and leave the computer
2 Go and have a shower(chances are you stink)
3 Shave off any bum fluff(it makes you look silly)
4 Leave the house and go where there are girls
5 Try talking to them.

Let us know how that go's

i dont have anyone to drive me around :/