Today at work... some lady bought a medium drink... our drinks are self-served... we give you the cup... you go and get your own drink at the soda fountain.
Some lady actually bought the damn cup, and came back with a cup of butter. Yes... a cup with popcorn butter topping.
She managed to go up to the butter dispenser... hold the button down, and think soda was going to come out. She was like "Oh I'm so sorry, I thought it was for the soda... it turns out it was butter... can I have a new cup?"
For the record... a soda fountain:
A butter dispenser:
Just what the hell was she thinking? Did she just assume it was soda? Did she think it was Pepsi, Dr Pepper, what?
What the hell is wrong with people?