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    Hit gristle

    Ok, picture this, you're out for a meal,
    Nice roast,
    Mouth fill,
    But you hit a bit of Gristle in the meat
    Do you keep chewing? then swallow
    Do you pull it out when no one's looking?
    Do you just spit it out, so it fly's accross the room?
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gristle
    Just spit it out.
    "No disrespect but i aint eating that shit"

  3. Lounge   -   #3
    Don't you like meat, well in saying that, i don't like meat with gristle in lol
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    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
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    swallow it and pull a funny face

  5. Lounge   -   #5
    Big lump though, not nice
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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Discreetly gob it onto a neighbours table then point and say yuk its a slug

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Aaron_T's Avatar A duck is watching.
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    drop everything in your mouth onto your plate, search around for the gristle with your fingers and get rid of it then put the remaining food baack in your mouth
    Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.

  8. Lounge   -   #8
    Now that's the way to go, the way i feel at the mo with this rum i should have gone for it the looks i'd got

    Barry! WTF are you doing with ya meat!

    nice one
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