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  1. 12-06-2005, 02:26 PM #1
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    Do you want that great massage topped with a cherry?

    1. Go to a not-so-reputable massage parlor. Usually this will reside in a city's Chinatown.

    2. The price will probably be about $80-$150. It is all-inclusive.

    3. Make sure your massager is attractive.

    4. Go get that massage.

    5. When you are massaged to your satisfaction, take your massager's hand and place it on your genital area*. She will then proceed to bring out an assortment of condoms, squirt juices, and whatnot.

    6. Proceed to getting your happy ending. She will help you greatly. Remember, what you paid is all-inclusive. She will advise if it is not.

    *If unsure about whether you can obtain a Happy Ending at this massage parlor, grab you own hand and look at your massager. In some instances, she will grab your hand to let you know. She will not, however, initiate any type of genital contact. It must be initiated by you to avoid illegal action against her. Police cannot initiate contact due to entrapment.
    Last edited by Busyman; 12-06-2005 at 02:46 PM.
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  3. 12-06-2005, 02:29 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.
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  5. 12-06-2005, 02:40 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.
    Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock? I knew you had a cock.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
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  7. 12-06-2005, 02:45 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    For that amount of money i can get much more..........
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  9. 12-06-2005, 03:00 PM Lounge   -   #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.
    Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock? I knew you had a cock.

    AND mine's bigger than the miniscule warty tadpole you call your genitals. You don't have a penis, you have a noblett.

    My cock would eat your cock, thinking it were a worm.

    Then it would sick it up, because your cock tastes "foul".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yogs
    For that amount of money i can get much more..........
    What do you mean...a new car?
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  13. 12-06-2005, 03:01 PM Lounge   -   #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock? I knew you had a cock.

    AND mine's bigger than the miniscule warty tadpole you call your genitals. You don't have a penis, you have a noblett.

    My cock would eat your cock, thinking it were a worm.

    Then it would sick it up, because your cock tastes "foul".

    "fowl"

    That's funny that Brits call male genitals "bits".

    Btw that was pretty good, Blight.
    Last edited by Busyman; 12-06-2005 at 03:03 PM.
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  15. 12-06-2005, 03:07 PM Lounge   -   #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Yogs
    For that amount of money i can get much more..........
    What do you mean...a new car?

    Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!!

    Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!
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  17. 12-06-2005, 03:15 PM Lounge   -   #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yogs
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    What do you mean...a new car?

    Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!!

    Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!
    This must be the best put down ever.

    "Our whores are cheaper than yours".

    You must be so proud.
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  19. 12-06-2005, 03:18 PM Lounge   -   #10
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    Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit
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