Ok, I get a phone call, this person tells me he's not happy
He can't have anal sex with his new girlfriend as she's told him years ago she fell down the stairs and landed on a plastic dinosaur and injured her bum!
Please note this is not the Dinosaur in question, It's only being used as an example of what a plastic dinosaur looks like lol
Why tell me this shit? ~ why would I want to know?
will people please stop phoning me with ya personal problems, and especialy anything to do with plastic dinosaurs!
my 0800 number is being abused