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  1. 12-06-2005, 04:18 PM #1
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    Ok, I get a phone call, this person tells me he's not happy

    He can't have anal sex with his new girlfriend as she's told him years ago she fell down the stairs and landed on a plastic dinosaur and injured her bum!



    Please note this is not the Dinosaur in question, It's only being used as an example of what a plastic dinosaur looks like lol

    WTF!

    Why tell me this shit? ~ why would I want to know?

    will people please stop phoning me with ya personal problems, and especialy anything to do with plastic dinosaurs!
    my 0800 number is being abused
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  3. 12-06-2005, 04:22 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
    Ok, I get a phone call, this person tells me he's not happy

    He can't have anal sex with his new girlfriend as she's told him years ago she fell down the stairs and landed on a plastic dinosaur and injured her bum!



    Please note this is not the Dinosaur in question, It's only being used as an example of what a plastic dinosaur looks like lol

    WTF!

    Why tell me this shit? ~ why would I want to know?

    will people please stop phoning me with ya personal problems, and especialy anything to do with plastic dinosaurs!
    my 0800 number is being abused
    He obviously needs your help.

    Is your last name...Goatse?
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  5. 12-06-2005, 05:13 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    What is your 0800 number

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  7. 12-06-2005, 06:01 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
    He can't have anal sex with his new girlfriend as she's told him years ago she fell down the stairs and landed on a plastic dinosaur and injured her bum!
    Best excuse ever.
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  9. 12-06-2005, 06:20 PM Lounge   -   #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US

    Why tell me this shit? ~ why would I want to know?
    Exactly
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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  11. 12-06-2005, 06:24 PM Lounge   -   #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US

    Why tell me this shit? ~ why would I want to know?
    Exactly
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  13. 12-06-2005, 06:25 PM Lounge   -   #7
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  15. 12-06-2005, 08:28 PM Lounge   -   #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
    He can't have anal sex with his new girlfriend as she's told him years ago she fell down the stairs and landed on a plastic dinosaur and injured her bum!
    Sure it wasn't Mulder?
    Last edited by Damnatory; 12-06-2005 at 08:30 PM.
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  17. 12-06-2005, 09:28 PM Lounge   -   #9
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    you have a damn good memory

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  19. 12-06-2005, 09:31 PM Lounge   -   #10
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    This is just sad...
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