I've just...

[Blythorama]

......falled over on my way back from the bank. I have bruised my elbow, both knees and I think I've sprained my ankle. It really hurts. I have no frozen peas like me mam told me to put on them. Would a can of mushy peas do the same thing.

Owowowowowwwwwwoow.

[DorisInsinuate]

fallen.

You should sue, like those other retards on those TV adverts always say they do.

[manker]

Awww, bless.

If you've no frozen peas - try sitting in the fridge.

[Blythorama]

I've got one of those double ones with the fridge on the top and the freezer on the bottom. I 'spose i could always sit on the kitchen floor with my foot in the freezer.

If you chaps never hear from me again, its because my foot dropped off with a curious mixture of frostbite and gangrene, and, trapped in my house not able to walk, I was eaten by pigeons that flew thorough the open window.

Its been fun.

[GepperRankins]

or you could be a man and stop whining

[Yogs]

A fallen Woman..........

[sArA]

If frozen peas aren't available....try chicken nuggets or anything that moulds its shape to yours......

btw.....hope you feel better soon.

[Mr. Mulder]

......falled over on my way back from the bank

did all your cash weigh you down, throwing you off balance?

[Blythorama]

or you could be a man and stop whining

A man would tell you he'd broken his leg in a fall off a 20 ft cliff.

[Blythorama]

......falled over on my way back from the bank

did all your cash weigh you down, throwing you off balance?

And I was paying stuff actually. You cold-hearted unsympathetic hobo-haired person, you.

@Sara. semi-frozen fishfingers are doing the job. They wrap round the ankle bone quite well!