New to site

[despikable]

welcome and i hope this forum helps you and dont be shy to post

[tesco]

Hey

[clocker]

I'm a gentleman, may I take your coat and welcome you to the forum.
Please feel free to wander where you will,if you need anything just whistle,you know how to whistle don't you?
Just put your lips together and blow

Funny, I'd never pictured you as Lauren Bacall before.

Here, take my coat and please accept a $5 tip.
You must really need it, being reduced to pimping cat food and all.