If you had two fishes named one and two, if one died you'd still have two.
But two died you'd still have one.
Please explain.
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If you had two fishes named one and two, if one died you'd still have two.
But two died you'd still have one.
Please explain.
Poster
thats so easy i got it as i read it.
if there are two fish with the names one and two!!!
do you get it now. Like your name is enoughfakefiles. the fishes name is one and two.
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I suppose you think 9 X 3 = 27. Explain this one then.Originally Posted by twisterX
There were three women sharing a house, and they agreed to divide all the
expenses evenly. They each paid a third of the rent, a third of the
telephone bill and a third of all the groceries.
One day they decided to buy a television, and went down to the second-hand
shop where there was an old black & white TV in the window for £30. They
each handed over £10 and carried the TV away.
As they left, the salesman went to his boss and said, "I just managed to
get rid of that old TV in the window."
"For how much?", replied the boss.
"Thirty ponds.", said the salesman.
"Oh, no. It's on sale for only £25. Catch up with them and give them their
change.", ordered the boss.
The salesman took five £1 coins out of the till and ran down the road. On
the way, he thought to himself, "Well, these women split everything between
them; how am I going to divide five £1 coins between three people?"
He decided not to bother. He'd give them a £1 coin each and would pocket
the other £2 for himself, who would ever know!
He caught up with them and gave each of them a coin.
Q.) How much did each of the women pay for the TV?
A.) They paid £10 each and they each got £1 back, so that makes it £9.
Q.) And what is three times nine?
A.) Twenty-seven!
Q.) How much did the salesman keep?
A.) Two pounds
Q.) And what is twenty-seven plus two?
A.) Twenty-nine
Q.) So where's the other pound?
Poster
for fishes - they are doomed to die from the beginning :boohoo:
Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside
Poster
the question doesnt go with the math. Why would you give three and then add two.
effendi
Actually, after the fiver was taken out of the till, each woman has paid £8.33 and one third of a penny.I suppose you think 9 X 3 = 27. Explain this one then.
There were three women sharing a house, and they agreed to divide all the
expenses evenly. They each paid a third of the rent, a third of the
telephone bill and a third of all the groceries.
One day they decided to buy a television, and went down to the second-hand
shop where there was an old black & white TV in the window for £30. They
each handed over £10 and carried the TV away.
As they left, the salesman went to his boss and said, "I just managed to
get rid of that old TV in the window."
"For how much?", replied the boss.
"Thirty ponds.", said the salesman.
"Oh, no. It's on sale for only £25. Catch up with them and give them their
change.", ordered the boss.
The salesman took five £1 coins out of the till and ran down the road. On
the way, he thought to himself, "Well, these women split everything between
them; how am I going to divide five £1 coins between three people?"
He decided not to bother. He'd give them a £1 coin each and would pocket
the other £2 for himself, who would ever know!
He caught up with them and gave each of them a coin.
Q.) How much did each of the women pay for the TV?
A.) They paid £10 each and they each got £1 back, so that makes it £9.
Q.) And what is three times nine?
A.) Twenty-seven!
Q.) How much did the salesman keep?
A.) Two pounds
Q.) And what is twenty-seven plus two?
A.) Twenty-nine
Q.) So where's the other pound?
Add to that the pound each that the salesman returned and you get £9.33 and one third of a penny.
Multiply by three and that gives you precisely £28. The salesman has £2 in his pocket.
£28 + £2 = £30
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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i had a fish called morgan
effendi
You should see the kids' faces when I tell them that there is no Santa
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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There isn'tYou should see the kids' faces when I tell them that there is no Santa
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