Have you "Done" Europe?

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

yeah, I guessed there's not much to do

Isn't it ironical?
We have all the money and you have all the cool places to spend it.

Maybe we could invent something...call it say, tourism...and we'll come over there and slather our cash around and ya'll can charm us with your Old World ways and dirndls and such.
Then we'll buy up all your old stuff, ship it to our castles in California and laze around on the beach.

I could be on to something.

How dare you speak to us this way! Who do you think you are you petty little bottom dwelling colonist? You will show the utmost respect which we deserve from the likes of you!

But of course, we are talking about your government, not you. We don't judge.

[clocker]

K.

I knew you meant that in a nice way.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

K.

I knew you meant that in a nice way.

Obviously.

Sorry if it was too subtle for you, you lesser individual.

[clocker]

That doesn't mean it didn't hurt though.

'Mericans are very sensitive.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

That doesn't mean it didn't hurt though.

'Mericans are very sensitive.

Wow, I am always in awe of you filthy Americans ability to "dish it out" but your inability to take it in return. Must have something to do with your inferior education base and poor health care services. Fat and stupid, amazing.

Now obviously I did not mean to critize Americans, I merely mean your government.

[clocker]

I'm picking up a wee bit of sarcasm now aren't I?

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

I'm picking up a wee bit of sarcasm now aren't I?

And why do you Americans insist on using the letter "s". Real English uses the letter "z". Stupid Americans and your bastardization of the English language.

[clocker]

"Zarcasm"?

[manker]

See, now you're stereotyping with your implication - the very thing that your clumsy aim has in its cross-hair.

Ironic.

Anyhow, I'm not one to hold a grudge - here, hmpl, borrow my towel to dry your back.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

"Zarcasm"?

Take your subpar American humour to McDonald's you fat assed American swine.

But of course I love the American people, it's just your government that everyone hates.