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    I once went to Belgium with my bro, we both got arested, later to be released without charge, I had my UK Gov Id on me & it was spat on whilst being interrogated.
    Belgium is a beautiful place with it's architecture,
    but I don't think they like tourists ~ BAH
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot

    I hope they made you pay.....

    Because after all, fat chicks need love to, but they have to pay!
    They payed me. After all, all English girls are sluts....
    Quite.

    In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I used to live in Germany.

    We get a lot of American tourists here in Plymouth for some reason. None of the ones I have met have been whining and stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama

    They payed me. After all, all English girls are sluts....
    Quite.

    In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness
    Although, in true English fashion, I demanded payment in chips and cheap cider.
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama

    They payed me. After all, all English girls are sluts....
    Quite.

    In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness
    The further North you go the sluttier they are...

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    Belgium love the place when I was there last got drunk with a bar full of gay tax inspectors oh the joy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quite.

    In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness
    Although, in true English fashion, I demanded payment in chips and cheap cider.
    Hoi! You said that your body was mine for a night* if I got you a deep fried Mars Bar



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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quite.

    In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness
    The further North you go the sluttier they are...
    After experiencing the Janner girls first, ahem, hand - I can only assume that in Newcastle and above, they are absolutely fucking filthy
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama

    Although, in true English fashion, I demanded payment in chips and cheap cider.
    Hoi! You said that your body was mine for a night* if I got you a deep fried Mars Bar

    My body is yours already, apparently.

    I only put out for confectionary worth less than 20p
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    I've recently had a revelation.
    You see, when in England I don't recall ever seeing any females at all.
    Since Camilla and Charles recent visit I now realize that our definitions of "woman" are just radically different.

    No wonder English men were so anxious to go on Crusades and the like.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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