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    Tweedy old crow
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    Last night on tv I saw a program about creating the perfect penis.

    Apparently you guys feel affected by the ridiculous sized willies shown and porn movies and some of you even feel inadequate.

    One of the people in their had his penis enlarged to an astonishing 2 feet. The things looked monstrous. He is no longer about to have oral sex or penetration. Another boy kept filling his penis with fat as to widen it, and yet another boy was going to add 3 inches to the thing although it already measured 7..

    Now, me, being a girl, think this is a bit scary. honestly lads, if I ever say someone whip out something like that I'd run away screaming.
    Very interested in what the rest of the world thinks of this phenomenon though!

    Any comments?


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    yeah i saw it, pretty fucked up if you ask me.

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    I saw that prog too.

    That guy who had the silicon implants made his willy look silly imo, although I think he was doing it for body dismorphic/kicks beyond any desire for increased sexual prowess. (of course being gay means that he was able to receive anally still, and to give oral so perhaps he was happy with that)

    Big dicks are fine but in my limited experience, the bigger the dick the more likely he is to think that it is the be all and end all of sex. Gentlemen with smaller ones tend to try harder at other aspects and can be better all round lovers. This is of course a generalisation but large dick = large ego and that rarely results in a caring lover who considers his partners needs beyond whamming and banging.

    Of course if you happen to have the best of both worlds then that is a bonus.

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    Having surgery on your todger is no joke.

    I had to have a circumcision for medical reasons a few years ago, and it was a flipping nightmare (I thought my morning glory was going to burst the stitches - it was excruciating ) and it was so sore I couldn't have sex for 6 weeks afterwards

    The very idea of electing to have surgery on it for cosmetic reasons is abhorrent to me.

    Thank goodness it's not something I've ever had to worry about.

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    Sounds like these guys have psychological issues. Seems a bit like anorexia nervosa in that their perception of themselves is distorted.

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    It sounds like a similar phenomenon to women getting breast implants, and equally as silly. Self esteem issues anyone?

    I'd have to agree with Sonja, no one is coming near me with a penis that large.

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    I don't know the "phenomenon".

    If a woman has little nubs for tits, I don't think it's outlandish for her too get breast implants.

    Wifey is considering getting a breast reduction 'cause she has big tits for her frame and wants her tits more proportioned.

    Now a fella with a small penis, I'd feel sorry for him. One of my ex's told me that she really liked this guy but he could do nothing for her sexually. She said he was loike this <-------------------------> long while hard. If I was him, I'd get an enlargement. If a fella was average, I think it'd be crazy to get his dick surgered.

    For many women, ultra-big dicks are a psychological thing. However there are some physical pluses. (I've been told that mine is perfect )

    The women I've been with like the length 'cause I get a decent stroke in. I've been told it's touching something up there also (that's probably bullshit and it's a mind thing)
    It's girthy. They want this {O} not this { o }...filled up, sometimes slightly stretching.
    I've noticed the psychological aspect for women is the most important.

    I remember one time I had on sweatpants and I fell asleep at my desk. Somehow my johnson fell outta my underwear through one side and the female sitting across from me noticed it going down my sweatpants leg (my thigh).

    We ended up fucking 2 days later. ...and she told 2 friends. One of them tongue kissed me but that was it.

    The downside for me is when I'm getting a bj. If she has a small mouth, she can't go down that far. There have only been 2 women in my lifetime that have made me cum that way.

    Now when I've seen porn and some fella has a 10 inch slapper.....I never would want my dick that long. In any movie I've seen like that, the fella looks like he has to shove it in her with his hand...pulling out, pushing it in.
    I even saw a documentary where a lady said she didn't want all that in her.
    Low and behold in these movies many times he ain't puttin' it all in.

    Oh well, that's movies though.

    Some fella on Berman & Berman got his johnson surgered and while he was satisfied with how it looked, he said he had trouble maintaining an erection.

    Some things ya just don't "fuck" with.
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    how big is busymans penis?

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    I was told by 1 or 2 gf's I needed surgery. I considered it. Then I came upon a brilliant solution. I just started folding it in half!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zapjb
    I was told by 1 or 2 gf's I needed surgery. I considered it. Then I came upon a brilliant solution. I just started folding it in half!


    When I was at Sterling Casino (boat that sails to international waters off the Florida coast) I was playing blackjack.
    People playing alongside you normally get pissed when you don't play "the correct way." I wanted to split 10's. Everyone was like "NOOOOOO DON'T DO IT!!! ". I was resistant.

    Then even the dealer chimed in and said, "If you had a 10-inch dick, would ya cut it in half?"
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

    Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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