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Thread: Man dates his own mother

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

    "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

    "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

    But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

    "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

    The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

    "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

    "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

    "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

    "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

    "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

    When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

    "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

    "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

    "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

    Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

    "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
    The Oedipal complex is alive and well, it seems.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    tesco's Avatar FST Programmer
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    I heard about this on the radio a few days ago.
    Laughed my ass off

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    Guyver's Avatar FORUM STONER
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    Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    Vault 111

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Yep. Reliable source.

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    Evil_Monkey's Avatar I OWN YO ASS
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    In your pocket
    That guy must of been stupid if he couldn't even tell his own mother's typing

    But it is kind of sick in a way
    He proably found out that it was her when he invited her to his house and found out it was the same address
    I wonder what the look on his face was

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    I didn't think that was possible.

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Oh, please...
    Only a Frenchman...

    Or a hillbilly...
    Barack Obama: Over-par on the golf course, sub-par everywhere else.

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    Agrajag's Avatar Just Lame
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Monkey
    That guy must of been stupid if he couldn't even tell his own mother's typing
    Do you really think that people should recognize their Mam's typing.

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    When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
    What!!! You mean people actually misrepresent themselves online????!!!

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