That music they play in malls and supermarkets is so darn aweful.....
Santa goes panflute.....
Glad when it's all over again and they start playing mariah carey again....
That music they play in malls and supermarkets is so darn aweful.....
Santa goes panflute.....
Glad when it's all over again and they start playing mariah carey again....
ahh its so annoying, i work in a supermarket an theyve been playing fucking shitty christmas tunes since the start of October
and they get into my head aswell and i even start singing them
Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.
Originally Posted by Aaron_T
I feel for you!!!
Yesterday i just left my fav supermarket after 5 minutes cos of that shite
music.....
The one good thing about xmas shopping is that there are
Millions on chiks with the obsessed materialist look in their face as if they have found the golden cwk
Indeed!!!!Originally Posted by 100%
Though i also like all the foodstuff they sell only at christmas....
i was speaking to an elf today and he wouldnt let me or my friends see santa
Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside
I wonder if we should tell him that women would prefer a golden tongue.........?Originally Posted by 100%
I cant go to markets, I just freak out, I start foaming at the mouth & Stuff
people look at me like im rabid ~ well thats me
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
That's mad talk.Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
Have you any idea of the ratio of dildo sales to clitoral stimulators. Sales of phallic sex-aids easily outstrip anything else.
Women love teh cawk (or plastic representations of it) - altho' they tend not to like ickle ones that much. Are you endowed thusly, then
Boy, have you never heard of the Latino heat!?!?!?Originally Posted by manker
I get to use my half white side for this now. You know the saying "once you go black, you don't go back"? Well, once you go white, you know you been licked right...
I'm going to tell you about women son, they have this device (an evil device) called the clitoris. Very, very important part of the woman. Without this, your actions are for naught. Your heat seeking moisture missile does not address this device. BUT a skillfull tongue on the other hand.....
Last edited by HeavyMetalParkingLot; 12-21-2005 at 01:12 AM.
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