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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    Or do it in front of her Papa while fondling her Mamere
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Dan texted me news of that chance meeting of parent and child, at 1am on Christmas Eve.

    Presumably he'd just finished getting caught shagging some bird up the arse by her Dad and thought ... 'Hmmm, I'd better text manker and let him know'.

    I glagged heartily when I read the text message, btw.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.
    I like to think so
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Hawt.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.
    I like to think so
    Has dan not got a picture phone

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCanuk
    sorry wrong person

    goodluck

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Dan texted me news of that chance meeting of parent and child, at 1am on Christmas Eve.

    Presumably he'd just finished getting caught shagging some bird up the arse by her Dad and thought ... 'Hmmm, I'd better text manker and let him know'.

    I glagged heartily when I read the text message, btw.
    I glagged heartily when I read that.

    Perhaps he was given one phone call and decided that proudly texting you was the most important thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I like to think so
    Has dan not got a picture phone
    Indeed he has


    Unfortunately he chose not to send me pics of this incident.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.

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