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    Playing like a dream they are too.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I thought he was already out of the closet - or doesn't a penchant for gazing admiringly at boys' bottoms count anymore.
    Ah but he's still denying his sexuality and claiming a fantasy girlfriend. He's not really out till he joyously proclaims the real him and sings "Somewhere over the rainbow".

    Yogi has provided proof of his bi-ness, by posting phoaties of his plain burds arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I thought he was already out of the closet - or doesn't a penchant for gazing admiringly at boys' bottoms count anymore.
    Ah but he's still denying his sexuality and claiming a fantasy girlfriend. He's not really out till he joyously proclaims the real him and sings "Somewhere over the rainbow".

    Yogi has provided proof of his bi-ness, by posting phoaties of his plain burds arse.


    Plain she may be but if I was a caravan dwelling, work-shy, mental old chap, I'd prolly post a piccy or two as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Ah but he's still denying his sexuality and claiming a fantasy girlfriend. He's not really out till he joyously proclaims the real him and sings "Somewhere over the rainbow".

    Yogi has provided proof of his bi-ness, by posting phoaties of his plain burds arse.


    Plain she may be but if I was a caravan dwelling, work-shy, mental old chap, I'd prolly post a piccy or two as well.
    Oh, don't get me wrong, she's too good for an old, puerile, wastrel, pikey, mental. Just a bit plain.

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    Mais oui, bien sur.

    Speaking of phoaties, it is rather surprising that Bell boy hasn't posted a pic or three of his arsenal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Mais oui, bien sur.

    Speaking of phoaties, it is rather surprising that Bell boy hasn't posted a pic or three of his arsenal.
    Maybe he has.

    The pool player was really suspect, burd wise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Mais oui, bien sur.

    Speaking of phoaties, it is rather surprising that Bell boy hasn't posted a pic or three of his arsenal.
    Maybe he has.

    The pool player was really suspect, burd wise.
    You know, a thought just occured.

    Perhaps she is in his employ. Patrolling the outer perimiter of Fortress Six-corner, In lieu of a pack of doberman pinscers. What a deterrent that would be.
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    Feck we really our outing a lot of stuff over the last 24 hours.

    Being pished certainly clears the mind.

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    I've just started drinking. I wonder if I'll break with tradition and log on later when really pished and everyone's gone to bed.

    It was fun last night and I don't think anyone noticed that I'd had a few
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I've just started drinking. I wonder if I'll break with tradition and log on later when really pished and everyone's gone to bed.

    It was fun last night and I don't think anyone noticed that I'd had a few
    I think we hid it well mate.

    I had more last night than I've had in literally years.

    No-one noticed a thing.

    Except Mrs JP who was a tad perturbed when I decided to put headphones on and watch Jimmy Carr, Peabody noted that I had posted a few lines from said Mr Carr. Anyhoo it was around 02:00 or so I think. Unfortunatement my study is beneath the master bedroom and I have a rather raucous larf.

    I stopped posting shortly thereafter.

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