Non Tit Thread

[JPaul]

I hope you had a great Hogmanay and that everything went well for you.

A happy and prosperous new year to you and your's

Unless you are a tit, in which case why are you reading this thread which is for non tits, obviousement.

[manker]

And the same to you and yours, old stick.

I had a smashing time - decided to see the new year in with my Gran, she lives nearby but had declined the invitation to pop down me Mam's due to not feeling well.

Once I'd got her out of bed, poured her a sherry and manoeuvered her into her living room, she seemed pleased to see me.

[Biggles]

I hope you had a great Hogmanay and that everything went well for you.

A happy and prosperous new year to you and your's

Unless you are a tit, in which case why are you reading this thread which is for non tits, obviousement.

The same to you good sir.

I had a most pleasant time and sans headache this morning too.

Hopefully 2006 will be a peaceful and prosperous year for all.

[Cheese]

Hungover to feckery.

Girlfriend is hungover worse. Will shoot her to ease her pain. Then post the pictures on the internet obviously.

[JPaul]

And the same to you and yours, old stick.

I had a smashing time - decided to see the new year in with my Gran, she lives nearby but had declined the invitation to pop down me Mam's due to not feeling well.

Once I'd got her out of bed, poured her a sherry and manoeuvered her into her living room, she seemed pleased to see me.

In my mind's eye I see triangulated sandwiches. Whether they were there or not is of no consequence, it was a triangulated sandwich moment.

You're a good lad.

Chapeau.

[JPaul]

Hungover to feckery.

Girlfriend is hungover worse. Will shoot her to ease her pain. Then post the pictures on the internet obviously.

You're a kind person, few others would be willing to make the sacrifice.

[JPaul]

I hope you had a great Hogmanay and that everything went well for you.

A happy and prosperous new year to you and your's

Unless you are a tit, in which case why are you reading this thread which is for non tits, obviousement.

The same to you good sir.

I had a most pleasant time and sans headache this morning too.

Hopefully 2006 will be a peaceful and prosperous year for all.

Indeed, except accountants, obviousement.

[enoughfakefiles]

Girlfriend is hungover worse. Will shoot her to ease her pain. Then post the pictures on the internet obviously.

It's the in thing to do y'alllll

/edit sorry my bad have a goood new year

[Biggles]

The same to you good sir.

I had a most pleasant time and sans headache this morning too.

Hopefully 2006 will be a peaceful and prosperous year for all.

Indeed, except accountants, obviousement.

and lawyers ... this goes without saying.

[JPaul]

Indeed, except accountants, obviousement.

and lawyers ... this goes without saying.

Feck, it's a sad day when we have to mention lawyers. We hold some truths to be self-evident. We'll be mentioning tax-dodgers next.