No, you wrote it.sorry did I say that out loud.
Damn my isp.
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No, you wrote it.sorry did I say that out loud.
Damn my isp.
Last edited by Snee; 01-13-2006 at 11:30 PM.
Looking for loopholes
Ok I'll give you that.Originally Posted by JPaul
Accountancy
Yes
What is wrong with accountants?
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
effendi
JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.Yes
What is wrong with accountants?
Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Looking for loopholes
I think it is harsh the way they make the ATT'rs use the old calculators with the big handle at the side.JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.
Yes
What is wrong with accountants?
Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Fat Secret Agent
Yeah.JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.
Yes
What is wrong with accountants?
Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune
Do accountants ever add up, no. They get other people to do that (on minimum wage). They just cut n' paste, top n' tail and sign the resulting bollocks.
Acid test ratio, my arse
effendi
I'm almost ashamed to say, but I'm giggling like a girl - that's the funniest thing I've read in agesI think it is harsh the way they make the ATT'rs use the old calculators with the big handle at the side.JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.
Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Looking for loopholes
It is not so much the adding as the balancing.Yeah.JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.
Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune
Do accountants ever add up, no. They get other people to do that (on minimum wage). They just cut n' paste, top n' tail and sign the resulting bollocks.
Acid test ratio, my arse
I prefer to think of it as Yin and Yang - the natural harmony of all life
Boss kept wittering on about medication when I explained this so I keep it to myself - apart from adopting the lotus position to finalise the accounts.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
effendi
I hear some of them, unbeknown to their friends and family, dick about on the interweb all dayYeah.JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.
Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune
Do accountants ever add up, no. They get other people to do that (on minimum wage). They just cut n' paste, top n' tail and sign the resulting bollocks.
Acid test ratio, my arse
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
That's just mad talk.I hear some of them, unbeknown to their friends and family, dick about on the interweb all day
Accountants don't have friends.
I prefer unbeknownst btw, it just seems more esoteric.
Fat Secret Agent
It is not so much the adding as the balancing.
I prefer to think of it as Yin and Yang - the natural harmony of all life
Boss kept wittering on about medication when I explained this so I keep it to myself - apart from adopting the lotus position to finalise the accounts.
Yeah, but Yin lives in a big fancy dan house and Yang gets the bus to work and takes his piece in with him, in an ASDA bag.
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