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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Dog poo on public footpaths can blind little children
    Are these the same people who get they're arms broke by swans

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    those people are called poofs

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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Dog poo on public footpaths can blind little children
    Are these the same people who get they're arms broke by swans
    Yes, as adults these children are likely to get their arms broken by swans, possibly due to the dog-poo blindness.

    Now, if you don't stop smirking, I'll make you smile on the other side of your face
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    I'll put it out when I'm finished

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    There should be two footpaths,
    one for dog users & one for pedestrians ~..~
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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    dog "users"

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    If you get dog-poo blindness,
    you will need a Guide dog, = Dog user,
    two footpaths, one for dog users & one for pedestrians
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    I'll put it out when I'm finished
    Quality.

    It took me two and a half hours to get that joke
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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