The only time Ali G was funny was when he was on the 11 O'Clock show with clever posh tottie Daisy Donovan.
His ten minutes slots on that were teh roka![]()
11 O'Clock Show>Ali G show
Fact
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Sweet weekend.
Not only was this Superbowl decent (had a houseful over) but the day before I ate at one of my favorite restaurants, Carabba's, and afterwards me and wifey got tore up on liquor while watching Napoleon Dynamite and then Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.
After that (among other things) we went to sleep at about 6am.![]()
Wifey couldn't stop laughing at me 'cause during Napoleon Dynamite, the title character was testing milk.(we were totally fucked up during this movie)
I said, "Wtf is that yellow milk crap in the middle that he's drinking?"
Wifey said, "That's buttermilk."
I said, "Wtf is buttermilk? I remember my great grandmother drinking it but never knew what buttermilk actually was."
She said look it up on Dictionary.
I looked it up and read the definition OUT LOUD while totally fucked up off the apple....
I said, "The sour liquor that memains after butterfut has been memoved from whole milt or cream by churnin'."
Wifey fucking lost it telling me I was fucked up with tears running.![]()
![]()
I was gettin' all defensive, tellin' her she was just as drunk as me then I burst out laughing too.
It actually read....
"The sour liquid that remains after the butterfat has been removed from whole milk or cream by churning."
![]()
I was fuuuuucked up.RIF
Last edited by Busyman; 02-06-2006 at 05:42 PM.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
---12323---4552-----
2133--STRENGTH--8310
344---5--5301---3232
I often use buttermilk while cooking/baking. Wouldn't really want to drink a glass of the stuff, though.
Napoleon Dynamite's not too bad if you're baked.
![]()
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Yeah one of my Pittsburghan friends was over last night and when I told him we watched it shitfaced the night before, he told me he was shitfaced when he saw it.Originally Posted by MagicNakor
![]()
I liked when that hoochie momma came over that his uncle met online. The face, coulda done without, but she was sexy otherwise. A little too much for him imo.
I wish someone would tell me if The Hole is good or not (no pun intended).
I'm starting to watch it now and don't wanna waste the rest of my time.
As a matter of fact, I'ma watch Dickie Roberts: Child Star instead 'till I find out.
Also has anyone seen Paranoia 1.0?
Last edited by Busyman; 02-06-2006 at 05:41 PM.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
---12323---4552-----
2133--STRENGTH--8310
344---5--5301---3232
The Hole is ok,not great but passable
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
I might watch it later, preferably at night.Originally Posted by Gripper
Dickie Roberts is pretty good though.![]()
Happy Madison movies usually are funny.
Have you seen Paranoia 1.0?
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
---12323---4552-----
2133--STRENGTH--8310
344---5--5301---3232
Not seen Paranoia,Holes one of them psychological thriller type things,so late at nights a good callOriginally Posted by Busyman
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
Bookmarks