Fat Secret Agent
effendi
If he had one of those quality hooks instead of his one remaining hand, he might be able to get a decent bit of friction going.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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That's propaganda, that is.
we want your oil!
no wonder he's so angry
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I bet his peen was sore until he got used to them
Error xɐʇuʎs
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I bet he has a custom one he screws in when he needs some lovin'.
effendi
Good thinking!Originally Posted by SnnY
It might, in actual fact, be a positive boon to have a customisable hookified hand when it comes to onanistic matters.
No wonder the guy doesn't do much preaching nowadays, he's too busy wanking into a detachable, vibrating love cup.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
Are you Q, at all.Good thinking!
It might, in actual fact, be a positive boon to have a customisable hookified hand when it comes to onanistic matters.
No wonder the guy doesn't do much preaching nowadays, he's too busy wanking into a detachable, vibrating love cup.
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marks & spencers vibrating love hand
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
cawk
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