Who is the most condescending member of this forum?

[j2k4]

I have been monitoring this thread for two weeks but only now deign to post.

Which makes me the winner.

Ah.

Give us a demonstration, please.

Can you condescend on command?

[Skweeky1]

Just wipe your glasses j2k4, that'll sort out the condense.

You should stop using all those expensive words. People might think you're a wee bit uppity

I don't wear glasses except to read, Skweeks.

The words are the result of a mis-spent youth, going around grabbing up all of the spare and odd syllables I found lying about to save for later use; I've such a hoard of them now (I found an interest-bearing shelter) there is no fear of exhausting the supply.

I also have stores of punctuation, especially semi-colons, which I can use, and octothorps, which I cannot.

Would you like some?

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Spend them freely, and remember, there's more where they came from.

BTW-I've always wanted to be uppity, and insufferable into the bargain, but have decided my aim is worthy of nothing beyond a cuddly curmudgeonliness, alas.

Actually, apart from a wee poke at Dave, I only bumped the thread for want of nostalgia, and a dream that died aborning.

You just send those octopusses my way. They'll make a nice seafood pasta.

[j2k4]

You just send those octopusses my way. They'll make a nice seafood pasta.

But I suspect they are pasta.

What, then, for the seafood part?

[100%]

Ah.

Give us a demonstration, please.

Can you condescend on command?

excellent text

[clocker]

[QUOTE=j2k4]

Can you condescend on command?

When I'm not otherwise engaged, yes.

[j2k4]

[QUOTE=clocker]

When I'm not otherwise engaged, yes.

I'm truthfully not inclined to question your level of accomplishment.

Would you agree to co-equal status, a 50-50 split of the profits and whatever participation you might manage in this thread?