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    Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.
    "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse."

    "Ssh!" hisses the other, "It's not till next week."

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
    "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

    "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

    There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

    A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ.
    He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

    After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,

    "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

    The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

    Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

    He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

    The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

    The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."

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