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    Sardar Ji's wife was lying on her deathbed, and taking his hand lovingly in her own, she said " Sardar Ji, I want you to get married after I die, donít mope around alone. But promise me you will not give my clothes to her. Keep them to remind you of our golden days together"
    " No I won't " said the sardar" in any case Kalpana is a head taller than you"

    A young minister and an elderly parishoner were playing golf. The minister's game was off and the old man was beating him badly.
    At the end of the game, the old man tried to console his minister by saying, "don't worry, Reverend. One of these days you'll be burying me."

    "Yes," said the minister, "but even then, it will be your hole!"

    On the Upper West Side of NYC lived an assimilated Jew who was now a very militant atheist. But he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its denominational roots, it's a great school, and completely secular.
    After a month, the boy comes home and says casually, "By the way Dad, do you know what Trinity means? It means the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost."

    The father can barely control his rage. He seizes his son by the shoulders and declares, "Danny, I'm going to tell you something now and I want you never to forget it. There is only one God... and we don't believe in him!"

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