Bill Clinton's book "My Life" Vs. "Titanic"

[j2k4]

Similarities and differences between "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let's not go there

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

Titanic: About 1500 people went down on the Titanic
Clinton: We still don't know how many....well, let's not go there either.

[Skiz]

Good one.

[Wolfmight]

ditto for monica...

[thewizeard]

..well, I still prefer Clinton's book, "How To Suckseed in The Whitehouse."

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