Things God Cant Do:

[ziggyjuarez]

Play catch with his dad.
Win in a fight agenst himself.
Win in a fight agenst chuck norris.
Remember the good ol days when he wasent born.
Prove he exists.
Make the world a better place.
Stop crying (stupid rain)


Please be free to add more:

[GepperRankins]

take shit from anyone

[Cryco]

Stop my crying

[Blythorama]

Stop my crying

I can get Grebes to poke your eyes out if that would help.

[Barbarossa]

1. Rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time

2. Lick his own elbow

3. Design any bird or animal that is greater than a grebe.

[Santa]

God is not a person.

[Barbarossa]

No, but he made man in his own image.

[Cryco]

No, but he made man in his own image.

Was god black/white/and asian?

[Skillian]

Make a rock so heavy even He Himself cannot lift it :/

[Santa]

No, but he made man in his own image.

hence; nor is "he" a mirror.