I try to mock each religion equally, we wouldn't want any wars breaking out
I try to mock each religion equally, we wouldn't want any wars breaking out
Looks like I've got some quality dreams to look forward to in April.Originally Posted by Cheese
It will make a change from dogging Giggsy's missus with my Cantona shirt on :danb:
Edit: I actually meant to write :dabs: - but after Dan's car park exploits, I think I'll leave it as it is
I'm not allowed to go to the moon.Originally Posted by Dark Steno
Originally Posted by manker
That sounds like a weird dream though manker
I made that up - wish I did dream about stuff like that tho'Originally Posted by DanB
Taling of making weird stuff up about footie shirts. This girl I used to go out with came to the pub with me and my mates after we'd played soccer. For some reason, she told our manager that sometimes I get her to wear a Man United kit when I'm shagging her
I'm not normally lost for words, but this was a blatant lie. Nice girl, bit mental - she was single shortly afterwards.
Still haven't lived it down properly but for years all my mates thought I wanted to shag Giggsy as that was the name on the back of my United shirt
Heh heh, are you related to that that Lib Dem politician by any chance?
was this back when he had girly hair?
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